| me: | *stays home* |
| parents: | why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life |
| me: | *goes out* |
| parents: | omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets |
| me: | *eats* |
| parents: | you are ruining your body with that garbage |
| me: | *doesn't eat something* |
| parents: | we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder? |
| me: | *exhales* |
| parents: | don't give me that attitude |
Oh, you stick your middle finger up in pictures
(Source: ninejuanjuan, via icanwakeupwithasmileonmyface)
That was funny but I dont like you so im not reblogging it
(Source: jakeforjesus, via beeeesha)
| everyone: | it's just a tv show |
| you: | YOU KNOW NOTHING |
| teacher: | where is your homework |
| me: | queued |
SWAG? (S)he (w)ant’s (A) (G)entian
r u srs right now.
gentman?
what
(via beeeesha)
| 2007: | 17 and pregnant |
| 2008: | 16 and pregnant |
| 2009: | 15 and pregnant |
| 2010: | 14 and pregnant |
| 2011: | 13 and pregnant |
| 2012: | 12 and pregnant |
| ... | |
| 2023: | fetus and pregnant |
| mom: | what are you laughing at |
| me: | the internet |
| mom: | can i see? |
| me: | no |
i saw something like this at a sex shop in sf except it was boobs
oh wait look the penis pasta box is on the left
LOL
(Source: itch22)
